You Can’t Find a Gift More Manly than This

Looking for something manly to give the man in your life on Valentine’s Day? You can’t get more manly than a Man Crate. As they say on their site: “No ugly neckties, cologne samplers and executive trinkets. We don’t save wrapping paper, we don’t do ribbons.”

The Smash and Grab

Each box comes crated. There’s the Smash and Grab that contains a brick and hammer. His mission? To destroy the brick to get to your gift card to Best Buy, Home Depot, Cigar.com and more. ($74.99) Or the Exotic Meats crate complete with surprise meats: buffalo, wild boar, alligator, kangaroo and ostrich jerky. ($39.99) Or what could beat the Zombie Annihilation crate that promises to keep evil at bay…just in case you think evil is right around the corner. It arrives with a 10.75″ high-carbon steel blade machete (with a disclaimer: “This is not a toy”), a shovel, axe, knife, first aid kit, duct tape, Spam…yes, Spam, and a Zombie Survival Guide. ($179. Worth every penny if it keeps the zombies at bay). In love with a city boy? They have a crate for him too: The City Everyday crate arrived in an authentic, recycled cigar box and includes a minimalist wallet, lighter and folding knife. Delivery can be guaranteed for Valentine’s Day.