My Favorite Wine Quotes + a few more

If you’ve read this already, check out the additions at the bottom from a friend … hysterical!

It is no secret. I love my wine. Some mornings it may seem like we don’t like each other, but we always make up before 5pm. The following are ten of my favorite sayings about wine. Please share if you’ve come across any that have made you laugh.

1

Wine does not make you fat. It makes you lean — against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

2

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver. Then, I could drink more and care less.

3

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.

4

How to enjoy good wine: First, open the bottle to allow it to breathe. Second, if it doesn’t look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

5

Wine! How classy people get shitfaced.

6

I like to have a glass of wine to relax after a long glass of wine.

7

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the whole world! Oh wait, sorry … that’s wine. Wine does that.

8

Remember, age gets better with wine.

9

When I say, “I love you,” it’s not me or the wine talking. It’s me talking to the wine.

10

Wine is the answer. What was the question?